sb review

by ts, 1/2 of the orientation partner exersize for junior brownie troop leaders (brownettes) and classroom cleanup brigade

Sb is my most best friend who has a lot of shoes, many of which are wooden clogs but despite this fact she dose {sic} not ware {sic} Leederhosen {sic}. She is grate {sic} at making making fun of people even funnier than what it is like when you make fun of them alone or with another less funny friend. She is real smart and often teaches me about politics and also lets me sleep on her cowch {sic} every other nite and complain about my life and how my hair is not growing fast enuff {sic} every single day. She dresses like an urban hippie and her shiny brown weave is way more prettier than mine and when we rite {sic} for datexedge I always feel certain that she is way more funnier than I could ever even once be even on my funniest day. SB sleeps very late but is now waking up earlier so she can have more time in the day to make out with her small (read: medium) poodle. We broke up once because she John-Wilkes-Booth-style, shoot-em-up style hated my misodgenist {sic} Wrong Island guido style {now ex-} boyfriend because he made me ugly in my guts and noggin and hart {sic}. Also, she has TIVO also. I like SB very munch {sic}.

ts review

by sb, other 1/2 of the orientation partner exersize for junior brownie troop leaders (brownettes) and classroom cleanup brigade

ts is my platonic life partner, which means we are in a sexless domestic partnership where will fill the sex void by complaining about dudes, watching tivo, snacking, arguing over whether my dog is little or medium, and speaking in an outdoor voice. more than she wants to find affordably priced/not grotesque hippie styles, teet wants me to admit how much i missed her when we broke up 4 years ago during the time she was dating the clown from slipknot (who she never dated), but my writing teacher told me to show, not tell, so i ignore the question but then accompany her to h&m, even tho it's in midtown and it takes all my strength to resist that store's mighty, synthetic pull. teet also loves her sidekick, which is no longer covered in black and white checks/a skakick, ordering things in restaurants she won't like, and hating rory. she is the best houseguest i've ever had because she just passes out on the couch and cleans my sink when she wakes up. in conclusion, ts and are a bbf 4 vida (even if she dates the zombie from mudvayne and/or i won't go shopping with her for hippie styles tonight) and when we move to our golden girls'-style hacienda she and i will share a bathroom.