(The) Georgia-Pacific Rollmasters

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: (Anytown, Early '90s)

This five piece rock and roll outfit, best known for providing the inspiration for the fictional band Blueshammer and the incidental music on the TV show Roseanne, will be touring state fairs this summer as the opening act for Dreamworks recording artists Rye Coalition. Harmonica player Willis McCousinOfTheUglyBlindGuyWhoPlayedGuitarInRoadhouse promises a lot of surprises, including an "hot harp" duel with John Popper's excized stomach that he just now realized is no longer a surprise.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: (New Jersey, New Jersey)

This 8-piece/peace world music outfit is slated to open this years 'Pipes Across New Jersey' regional head shop tour, it has just been announced. GPR is riding a wave of success that can only lead them to opening slots for Moe(period) and/or String Cheese Incident, which is something they have long chatted about since their very early days playing the lower-level headshop circuit.

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three nubile young males who sing about their love of older, semi-broken women. we had to help them out after hearing their single "grown lady let me wash your hair" b/w "i could be your son but instead i'm your boy."