mccain's mashed potato smiles review

by ts, 6a, mr. wimperton's class
mccain's mashed potatoe [sic] smiles are great because they are very delicious and so cute. you can heat them up and serve them with bar-bee-cue sauce or hp sauce or mustard. they are my favorite snack of right now. you can have them for breakfast, lunch or even dinner. they only cost $3.29 a bag. they also make a grate [sic] side dish. when i get full i feed them to my dog while my mom is not looking. in summary, i love mccain's mashed potatoe smiles because they are delicious and a good value and work for any meal and are very cute to look at.

shia laboeuf review

by sb, 6b, ms levine's class
shia laboeuf is an actor who is eight years and 21 days younger than me and is also very talented and funny. he was in the movie "holes" which was really good and also "the battle of shaker heights" which was not so good but his face looks very nice on a giant white screen. when i saw shia on "project greenlight," he wore cool clothes, made funny jokes, dealt well with the assinine directors, and clearly loves his mother very much. sabrina leboeuf, who was on the cosby show, is not in any way his sister or a relation of any kind. in conclusion, shia laboeuf is really going places and is finally legal for sex making.

diego luna review

by ts and sb, 6a/b joint reading group
diego luna is the most handsome mexican of our time and is also a great dancer. sadly, us weekly reports that he is a lothario which means he gets with a lot of girls, most likely gross ones like paris hilton and nicky hilton and paris nicky (who doesn't exist). all day long i dream about diego luna because his face is the wallpaper on my computer. because of him, sb calls that movie y tu boner tambien instead of y tu mama. i would bet my dog that he is a fibber and an infidel like most boys, but geez is he ever beautiful in the face. in summing up, diego luna is the world's most handsome mexi-man and he is also a great dancer and i would like to get some from him before i die. in conclusion, like burritoville, he is "mexcellent," but unlike burritoville, he doesn't taste like shit.

[note: that review has two conclusions because two people wrote it. in conclusion, it makes sense.]

putting a diaper on your dog review

by sb, 6b, ms levine's class
putting a diaper on your dog is probably the least fun thing in the world next to getting a paper cut or eating sand. after my dog, king buzzo, peed on my moonboot, my doorframe, and my welcome mat, i took him to the vet. i had to do something while the vet figured out what was wrong tho so i took him to duane reed and asked the nice woman there if she thought medium-sized diapers would fit him. i held him up for the lady and she laughed but didn't say yes or no. now when i leave the house i have to tape the diaper on to him because real babies don't have tails and so their diapers don't have room for them. in conclusion, putting a diaper on your dog is enough to make you want to die in your sleep.

"rad" review (my favorite movie of all time-- this one is long!)

by ts, 6a, mr. wimpertons class

"rad" is my most favorite movie of all time. it is about bmx bike riders and was filmed in canada but is supposed to be set in america which in itself is very funny. it was produced by jason schwartzmann's (rushmore, phantom planet) dad whose name is jack schwartzmann who has since passed away. it also starred jason schwartzmann's (phantom planet, rushmore) mom whose name is thalia shire who also starred in the rocky movies as adrian which are not even close to my favorite movies. "rad" is about cru jones racing on helltrack against bart taylor who is the best factory rider out there and about cru starting his own team called rad racing in order to beat the bad guys who try to keep him from racing helltrack and beating bart taylor. it also stars lori laughlin (becky from full house) as cru jones love interest. the best part of "rad" is that the actor who plays cru looks pretty old, way older than high school age that is for sure. they're are also evil twins named rex and rod who are supposed to be from long island which is funny they try to knock cru off of helltrack. over the years i have collected alot of stuff to show my friends and others that "rad" is my number one favorite. i have customized "rad" vans sneakers, a giant "rad" poster, the "rad" soundtrack on vinyl, and the "rad" soundtrack on cassette. in conclusion, "rad" is my most favorite movie of all time because it has alot of bmx bike riding action and evil twins named rex and rod from long island. also, it is rad.

review of ts's rad review

by sb, 6b, ms levine's class

ts's rad review is really long but does a very good job of describing what she likes about the movie rad as well as details about the movie that are helpful in terms of knowing things about the movie rad. also, i did not know that jason schwartzmann's (phantom planet, rushmore) dad produced the movie. in conclusion, i enjoyed her rad review very much and now am interested in seeing the movie rad again, especially the scene during the dance when the bikes are clearly on tracks and lori laughlin's stunt double is clearly a dude in a bad wig.

review of sb's "rad" review review

by ts, 6a, mr. wimperton's class

at first, sb's "rad" review review was supposed to be very short, she even said so just before, but then she started writing that last sentence about the dance scene with the bikes clearly being on tracks and lori laughlin's stunt double being a guy in a bad ugly wig and suddenly the short "rad" review review became much longer than she had at first meant to make it because she was laughing so much as she was making the review so much longer. in reading over sb's "rad" review review, i nearly peed my pants twice because so much of what she says about the movie "rad" is so funny and because i knew she wanted to make her review review so much shorter but could not once she started writing and then of course laughing so much about the part where the bikes are on tracks and the stunt double has a really bad ugly wig. in summary, sb's "rad" review review was fact-filled and very funny but was supposed to be shorter and i know that because she told me it was the last sentence that messed her up.

system of a down "toxicity" review

by sb, 6b, ms. levine's class

system of a down is a band from los angeles with four men in it from a country called armenia. everyone in armenia has the letter j in the last name, even if you don't pronounce it. a long time ago, a lot of armenians were killed and the few that remained went on to have kids that became system of a down. i like "toxicity" a lot because i can listen to it with my older brother without him hitting my arm. in conclusion, system of a down come from a country that likes the letter j and i like their album very much.

baja fresh mexican review

by ts, 6a, mr. wimperton's class

baja fresh mexican is not very delicious, nor is it very fast. i waited 19 minutes for a grilled vegetable burrito. i got home and took two bites and then remembered that i hate grilled vegetables. the guacomole was real good though. i also liked that you could take free stuff from the salsa bar. in summing up, i would not ever go to baja fresh mexican again even if nick and jessica go there because it is not delicious and it is slow.