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Credits

Dxe would like to warmly thank: grandmas, olestra and splenda but not in that order, the hot skateboarder who used to be on gilmore girls, jon stewart and entire daily show family included but not limited to: writers, lackeys and all staffers, zach braff and scrubs but not mandy moore no way and definitely not that shitty movie he made about absofuckinglutely nothing, john mayer has a tv show, arrested development, exspecially gob and buster, and the punk girl with the perfect bangs who owns vegantreats.com. we should also mention ben strawbridge, who built this site with his bare hands, is dXe, and has a last name so close to strawberry but is also so far. and thanks to everyone for keeping the scene alive! firestorm to purify!
SB would like to thank in a positive fashion: newport thrift, choco animal crackers, jamba juice, her loyal boyfriend of 4 years king buzzo (he's a dog-- true til death!), the family, the bistro, the homoeroticism in the video for "no one knows," anna nicole asking if i like her body, "surf's up" by the beach boys, "so young" by the wipers, team henry motion, and craffs. she'd like to give a shout out to the next generation: isaac omar haydar-haufe, hannelore billus barlow, and theodore gleba. maybe they themselves keep it real and never breed.
TS and the enormo block of ice on her shoulder and her flyer red wagon loud of misunderstood personality, would like to loudly thank: melted cheeze, google image search, norway, any harm done over the internet lord our god may it make us all stronger in retrospect, gerard way of my chemical romance her future care provider, secret snax, wiggle puppy, tilly and the wall, ley royal scammer tom martin and his wiley glass eye and rageful tongue, beauty products, shady pines weight loss camp, her blogosphere, 31 corn lane totebagz, bk broiler, prestige skate shop, captain morgan's spiced rum, ginger ale, and funny happy cry gift shop.

Written by S B and Teeter

ben strawbridge(.com!) designed this site to our specific garbagey specifications! good lad.