sb review

by ts, 1/2 of the orientation partner exersize for junior brownie troop leaders (brownettes) and classroom cleanup brigade

Sb is my most best friend who has a lot of shoes, many of which are wooden clogs but despite this fact she dose {sic} not ware {sic} Leederhosen {sic}. She is grate {sic} at making making fun of people even funnier than what it is like when you make fun of them alone or with another less funny friend. She is real smart and often teaches me about politics and also lets me sleep on her cowch {sic} every other nite and complain about my life and how my hair is not growing fast enuff {sic} every single day. She dresses like an urban hippie and her shiny brown weave is way more prettier than mine and when we rite {sic} for datexedge I always feel certain that she is way more funnier than I could ever even once be even on my funniest day. SB sleeps very late but is now waking up earlier so she can have more time in the day to make out with her small (read: medium) poodle. We broke up once because she John-Wilkes-Booth-style, shoot-em-up style hated my misodgenist {sic} Wrong Island guido style {now ex-} boyfriend because he made me ugly in my guts and noggin and hart {sic}. Also, she has TIVO also. I like SB very munch {sic}.