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THE DREAM IS REAL, THE TOTE IS NOW



THIS GIRL WHO IS NEITHER TEET NOR SB LOVES TO TAKE A MOMENT TO HERSELF AT WORK WITH HER DXE SURVIVAL KIT TO THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK SUX, HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT MILO IS PLAYING ROCKY JR, AND HOW XMAS RUINS LIVES VS. CHANNUKAH AND BLACK CHANNUKAH, AKA KWANZAA, AT LEAST WHEN DXE TOTES AREN'T UNDER THE TREE.

so there's that.

also, due both to our ADHD and our slackadasical contributors, we probably won't update until 2006, so here are 2 top fives.

teet's top 5 mall emo bands that don't exist
5. last summer's november
h. transcripts of her AOL breakups
4. hot topic, cold heart
q. talls ships in a sea of loneliness
*. tempest, bled so
3. someone please tell lisa to pick up the fucking phone
2. livejournal deathwish
1. ley royal scam

sb's top 5 '05 jams that don't exist (all genres)
5. wasn't not funny - sof surv feat. mr sprinkles
4. i know, right? - jezika feinstein (headliner of the tampax pearl stick it up your summer tour this summer)
3. get autistic - parti-tyme
2. older lady let me wash your hair - sportfuck
1. (touch the place on my face) where the hair grows thick - go-rilla

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sb/teet