Dispatch From Planet DXE: "Can You Hear Me, Major Teet?"

friends, neighbors, random person who tried to plagerize andrea's essay on a random gg fan forum,

sorry we have been away for so long not updating and/or providing entertainment (altho, let the record show, we did review peter banks a month ago in the reviews section, so we haven't been as absent as you think, sayin). (in addition, we never said we weren't lazy. in fact, teeter's dad also thinks we're lazy, and he is famous for his strong opinions on things, like teeter, laziness, and voting republican. said sayin.)

so...where are they now?

sb: following up the eff toss bracket proved to be a real crusher for sb, who spent her days brainstorming, gnashing teeth, napping, storm braining, and trying to capture her frustration thru 3-d crochet. after spending too many days and nights at the bottom of a mr sprinkles bottle, she got help, and while it's been a hard road back, she really likes her sponsor and has found routes home that avoid tasti d lite. while no new updates have come to her yet, she is taking it one day at a time, and has adobe illustrator'd the totebag below (with teeter guiding her hand on the mouse). she has gotten fatter also.

THE DXE TOTEBAG GRAPHICAL, AVAILABLE IN OUR STORE SOON!

huge so you can see all the details. will make a great channukah gift! see if you can stuff it with all the contents on the bag! (good val-u attention deficit medic-ine perscription available from doctor Pancho Allister St. Germaine Suarez, see teet interview way below.)


ts: Teeter's been away for the last two months. She was road manager for the Kleenex/Paxil CR "When It Pains It Tours" tour featuring The Promise Ring and Texas Is The Reason. A messy 3 van and trailer accident occured when TITR lead-singer Garrett, in an egomaniacal hankering for all you can eat carrot-n-pea medley, tried to make a blind u-turn into the Olde Country Buffet parking lot. Aside from that though, the tour was just a raging success. Word about the 2nd wave eem circuit was that she worked those rockers to the bone, making them stretch and run laps before each performance. Fer now she's back working the graveyard shift at the Duane Reade Photo Lab on 1st Avenue between 4th and 5th and is prepared to focus much more closely on furthering the dXe cause. Please do excuse her lengthy absence while yr buying yr hot new DXE totebag.

Lastly, she developed some of these tour pix on the sly last Wednesday at 3am, natch. Dxe por vida:
the boys sass teet as she makes them run circles 'round bos "beantown" ton.









teet at the starting line with the promise ring at the "boys don't cry" 10k, assuring them "nothing feels good" like victory.








in addition, gilmore girls returned and pita power closed. oh the circle of life!

xo,
sb/ts

ps: comment now or perish in flames.