peter banks review

by sb and ts
newport public library sharing is caring after school tutoring program on how to use a thesaurus (HENCE THE 8TH GRADE LEVEL VOCAB, take that, admissions board at st. shira's academy) and canned food drive for old black people
peter banks is someone we met through diana rupp (see sb's diana rupp review, which is what diana's current manpiece jay did to screen her before they met and saw each other's faces) who looks like adam sandler a little but not as jewy or generally gross. peter banks is a tall grown up who wears element t shirts but most likely doesn't skateboard in real life which kind of makes him a poser but not really cuz maybe the shirt was a gift and it was laundry day. he worked at a important job at rockstar games which is a company that makes video games that teet's dad says is destroying the future of america's youth but peter banks quit because he said they were all mean people and peter is, despite his high tolerance for brown and clear alcohol, a sensitive man. peter sang a neil diamond song during karaoke and squatted through a lot of the song as if the song were coming out of his soul or maybe his asshole, sb's not quite sure. he also tried to sing a john denver song with teeter but was drunk and mean and cancelled it because he didn't know the words and therefore could not defecate the song to his liking. in conclusion (says sb), peter banks cares about karaoke a lot, probably more than he cares about whiskey or the future of america's youth. in summing up (says teet), cancelling john denver's country road made teeter hate him kind of but not really. overall (says us), if you are reading this because somebody is trying to set you up with peter banks, effin go for it if thinking of a drunk/not-ugly billy madison gives you a boner.