my thursday July 14th, 2005 review

by aw, Congregation Ner Tamid day camp, bimah studies section
Thursday, the Fourteenth day of July in the Year 2005 has got me so soured I can only do a recap: Firstly, I watched television programming of a documentary nature with an internet dating subject matter. It made me realize the future is a sad place. Then, I got in a brain-fuck fight with a has-been crush the size of one ulcer that no Prilosec can fix. Luckily, after that I accidentally touched cat feces with my bare hands! But before the night was over, I ruined SB's birthday gift surprise 13 months in the making by not having the forethought to realize the shipping label on SB's parcel from the UCSB bookstore would ruin SB's surprise at the UCSB sweatshirt inside, which was for SB. In conclusion, you should never do dishonest things like buy a senior citizen ticket to see "murderball", cause this is the payback and it is so not worth the 4 (four) dollar savings.