(F)atlas Review (xtra length to make up for all the time we stopped writing reviews and only reviewed stuff *in our minds*)

by ts, 7a-gifted, miss weasely's stimulating saturdays program
(F)atlas, on 2nd avenue and 5th street, is me and the stay at home moms crew fave vegan needs restaurant, like, ever. it has delicious delicious tofu blend-in deserts and fake turkey salad sandwhiches and is very expensive because nyc likes to torcher people who live there who like to eat and ware clothes and see movies and live in apartments. (F)atlas always has cute boys that we never talk to and there and lots of vegantreats.com cakes and pies that are very delicious and also very expensive. the guys that work there love girls and will always give discounts to the girls they love the most who is never us or never me. the way they smile at other girls not me makes me feel icky but i wish i could get that discount or whatever. also, the homelessnothomeless guy that is always there who is not sb's dad but shore does look alot like him i think now likes me in that special way because i chit chat with him because he seems lonely. my favorite slice is the chocolate encased strawberry shortcake and my favorite blend in is vanilla with raspberries and oreos and coconute (coconute!) flakes but i hate the fake fish sandwhich that suz made me get it was just murder on my mouth. In summing up, i kindof hate this kid gabrielle ben-meyer because he is a jock and a dick. jus' sayin.