review of olestra chips

by sb, mr. paraquat's english section, brown reading group
olestra chips, which are chips made with olestra, which is a fake fat, which can sometimes make your asshole cry grease, come in many delicious varieties. i am lucky because i am young and can eat anything i want and while i still get incredibly fat at least the ass of my pants does not look like the bottom of a paper bag from the fries'n'falafel'n'fondue lunch truck. my favorite flavor is the doritos because the nacho cheeze does a good job of masking the after taste of chemicals and poison. in conclusion, olestra chips are delicious if you can trust your sphincter and don't mind eating food that will probably give you 504828 different types of cancer.