my t-mobile sidekick review

by ts, 7a-gifted, miss weasely's stimulating saturdays program
my t-mobilesidekick is shaped little like those boxes of nerds candies that aunt penny on dad's side who is like 67 and still lives at home with her mom on lake hopcatkong or wherever that place is where the jersey devil is from. the t-mobile sidekick is the color gray and makes almost everyone i know hate me kindof because there is never a moment when i don't have my nose in my sidekick using its all you can use e-mail, text messaging and aol insant messenger with paul from the miltia group because i just found out that he is so handsome and not a what katie couric calls a "man – ho" which means he does not get with a lot of girls or have bad colonic health. in summing up, i am also able to talk bad about anyone in class or study group or wherever and never get caught because since that one time at flag football i kind of hate everyone and wish that the jersey devil would murder them and/or scare them into getting ass cancer.