los angeles review

by sb, mr. paraquat's english section, brown reading group
los angeles is spanish for "hell scape," and it is also the name of a city on the other side of the united states. you can see los angeles on television, on the pages of us weekly magazine, and in movies, such as all of them. god hates los angeles, which is why he smites it with floods, riots, droughts, wilmer valderama, and earthquakes. if you end up there looking for things that don't make you want to die, you should go visit my friend paisley, eat a cheap taco, and/or count all the thrift stores that offer free tests for the hiv. in conclusion, i wish paisley would move back to nyc from los angeles because i miss her and don't want her to get the hiv.