diana rupp review

by sb, mr. paraquat's english section, brown reading group
diana rupp is a brown haired lady who runs a school on the lower east side called make that teaches knitting, crocheting, and various other crafts that our mothers or grandmothers should have taught us for free if they weren't busy being so educated and business-savvy. diana taught me how to knit even though it took me longer to learn than anyone else in the class, even though i had the biggest head in the class after we took measurements for hats, so not only couldn't i knit but she also couldn't make me feel better about my freakish head size by telling me it was because my brain is big with smarts like knit-learning intellligence. it's ok now tho because i knit like a champ and even made my own pattern for crocheted fingerless gloves. in conclusion, diana is a good teacher with great hippie style and my mom says my big head isn't noticable anyway and wishes that i were going to law school instead of fooling around making scarves.