bride and prejudice movie review

by sb, mr. paraquat's english section, brown reading group
bridge and prejudice is a movie that is not bend it like beckham, which starred johnathan rhys-meyers and a pretty indian lady. in that movie, the pretty lady was good at soccer and johnathan rhys-meyers was her coach and in the end they kissed and her father got over being jealous of how hot johnathan rhys-meyers was and the two men played cricket together and not soccer because johnathan rhys-meyers, who used to play soccer, couldn't anymore because he hurt his knee in a hotness accident. in conclusion, bend it like beckham is awesome in large part because of johnathan rhys-meyers' visage and bride and prejudice is sometimes funny but you're never quite sure if it's funny on purpose.