putting a diaper on your dog review

by sb, 6b, ms levine's class
putting a diaper on your dog is probably the least fun thing in the world next to getting a paper cut or eating sand. after my dog, king buzzo, peed on my moonboot, my doorframe, and my welcome mat, i took him to the vet. i had to do something while the vet figured out what was wrong tho so i took him to duane reed and asked the nice woman there if she thought medium-sized diapers would fit him. i held him up for the lady and she laughed but didn't say yes or no. now when i leave the house i have to tape the diaper on to him because real babies don't have tails and so their diapers don't have room for them. in conclusion, putting a diaper on your dog is enough to make you want to die in your sleep.