if you were to write a bio for datexedge that made it sound like a cryass, misogynist hardcore movement, what would it sound like?

"datexedge orginiated, many moons ago, under the cloak of darkness, in a few hallowed vfw halls located in assorted lower-income areas of nassua county, ny. the movement was supported-n nurtured by many influential scene bands who have since tsunamied into a much-revered state of anonymity; the warped weeble wobbles, vision of disorder, closure, testsuo, halfman, state secedes, milhouse, tripface, mind over matter, neglect, and clockwise."