i don't date, but i'm a total slut. not gonna sugar coat it, i like to get down. do i still get to be dXe?

sir or ma'am, first let me say, mazel tov on your skillz. second, since you don't date or seem to give a shit about impressing anyone, anyway, then hell yes, you can wave the dXe banner with pride, as long as your freak flag doesn't take up the whole damn pole.