friends

• snax
  
• every girl who's been on the show made, especially the nice girl from new jersey who works with duct tape and the prissy lady who landed a back flip on her bmx. ooh, ooh, and the sensitive jock! we would totally kiss his face and then send him a nice postcard a few months later!
  
• "sweet action" magazine, cuz it's filthy!
  
• michael stipe circa 1989, who refused to sing love songs and put a black bar over his titties on tv.
  
• janeane garofalo, cuz we see her walking her dogs sometimes-- alone!-- and she's five feet tall and totally looks like she could kick our asses.
  
• puppies by the fuckin' basketfull!