foez

• snax
  
• -match.com, eharmony.com, or any e-dating bullshit.
  
• von dutch, aka von douche. little known fact-- von dutch is german for "extremely lazy stylist."
  
• reality marriage programming, even if little people are involved.
  
• when young women say things like "that will go straight to your hips" and take notes while watching "oprah."
  
• young men in tight shirts who front rock bands and blame women for everything wrong in their lives, from their hangnail to the fact they need to change their oil to the sun's overtly-yellow color.
  
• paris hilton, aka, the antithesis of all things dXe. when yr giving yr backstreet boy bf a birthday cake with yr fucking face on it, you are so beyond hope.