diego luna review

by ts and sb, 6a/b joint reading group
diego luna is the most handsome mexican of our time and is also a great dancer. sadly, us weekly reports that he is a lothario which means he gets with a lot of girls, most likely gross ones like paris hilton and nicky hilton and paris nicky (who doesn't exist). all day long i dream about diego luna because his face is the wallpaper on my computer. because of him, sb calls that movie y tu boner tambien instead of y tu mama. i would bet my dog that he is a fibber and an infidel like most boys, but geez is he ever beautiful in the face. in summing up, diego luna is the world's most handsome mexi-man and he is also a great dancer and i would like to get some from him before i die. in conclusion, like burritoville, he is "mexcellent," but unlike burritoville, he doesn't taste like shit.

[note: that review has two conclusions because two people wrote it. in conclusion, it makes sense.]