dateXedge: this ghettron website took 2 years to build. vilkommen.

Sis Heath just recently went dateXedge, this fact proven by Dad sternly advising her the other nite not to have casual sex... hands off, lads! Buy a SHIRT!!!!

ALSO, this site is finally f'n done! it took us a long time, but we at long last found some e-help, an escaped psych ward patient named jawarhalal whose anglefire homepage had more beautific java than our li'l eyes could handle. bless 'im for his rainbow of text, tables, and tentative crap! we have never made ourselves laugh harder in our lives than by the stuff written here, so read the shit out of this if you want to join us in pants-peeing.